
My 11 year old “little brother” looks at me and asks, “Were you ever in a pornographic movie?” The question is so sincere and he is so serious that I can’t help but burst into a bawdy cackle (a trait graciously handed down to me by my burlesque-dancing Grandmother).
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I have no shame! I’m an opportunist, after all! I’ll highlight anyone’s award for anything if I happened to have been connected to it (as in, “I saw so and so in the bathroom during his lunch break the day he edited that promo for that film starring that famous actor whose wife received an honorary plaque for saving the white-bellied fire ants of Lichtenstein… I am just so honored to have been a part of it all!”).
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It ain’t pretty! Yes, life in the material plane can clog up your “soul tube” after awhile. Most of us will clean it out privately, with a good book, meditation, maybe even a vacation to the tropics.
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“You got your voice over in my acting!” … Yum. Two great careers in one!
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