“Yea, though I walk through the valley… and parts of West Hollywood and Beverly Hills, I will fear no casting director, for my work as Albert Wesker precedes me, and thy fans and conventions comfort me.”

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500 channels will eventually rot your brain.  Why would you do that to yourself?  Just turn off your, um, cable box or satellite dish?  And crank up the healthier option: your DVD player!  I’ve got two DVDs worth of chuckles to plaster your plasma with (or liven up your LCD… or calm your Cathode Ray Tube?).

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Last week, I entered a recoring studio expecting to do one radio spot and ended up doing twelve.   “A campaign?” I greedily wondered.  Not quite.  Indeed, a campaign, but not like my last, true love…

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The title sounds like I self-immolated while working.  Or I’m big in the porno world.  But, it’s actually a play on a slogan from one of my commercial jobs today.

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If you like your comedy marinated in raunchy, sprinkled with wacky and served with a side of skewered PC ideals, then have I got a movie for you!

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Well, after my last blog bemoaning the way my film short, “The Crooked Eye,” had been programmed at the LA ShortsFest (a sci-fi block!) I got a google alert that it was shown to an appreciative crowd in Palm Springs — or rather, at least one appreciative person who has access to a blog!

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It’s something I do whenever possible, STDs be damned! (Star Transmitted Diseases, that is).  Sure, they never remember you in the morning, but the money is nice.

What the hell am I talking about?  Voice matching, Grasshopper.

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No, I didn’t break into the Absinthe and am now deliriously proclaiming my unique artistic powers bestowed upon me by the Green Fairy…  It’s a little more temporal than that.

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I guess I have arrived!  After 25 years in Los Angeles, finally one of the many cheesy things I’ve done for a paycheck has landed on E’s “The Soup”…  (See original blog a few days ago for more of The Bold And The Beautiful).

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Okay, not really.  It’s just a single radio spot for the Colorado Lottery.  But, it was quite fun.  They seem to have very creative radio ads and I think (?) this is the first one I’ve booked with them, maybe the second.

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Just received another spot from the Burger King radio campaign that’s just started to roll out.

Enjoy…

BK – caller

BK – cheese

with DC Douglas, Susie Geiser and Joel McKinnon Miller

Yes, I’d prefer a filet mignon with a peppercorrn/burgundy sauce, but one can’t always land the interesting guest star spot on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (God I want to do that show!) or Mad Men (I will do this show one day).  Sometimes, an actor has to just roll around in some gorgonzola.

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